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What did your parents refrigerate? Mine refrigerated bread.
  • Then put your other food in a container!

  • What did your parents refrigerate? Mine refrigerated bread.
  • Medication will tell you if it needs to be kept in the fridge, probably best follow the instructions!

    By lotion do you mean like moisturiser? I imagine that's just because it's nicer to apply it cold if it's a hot day (or you're sunburned).

  • Cry me a river.
  • I didn't twig who was in the picture and assumed there was a policeman waiting on the other side of the "keep door closed" sign just waiting to arrest anyone who opened it

  • The lion is clearly an metaphor for Persia
  • He was, but...

    I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.

  • Can you relate?
  • What you can do about it is stop gobbling up all the bad news you can see in this "I hate it but I can't stop watching" way. Things have always been shit, the only difference is that you've now got a live feed of it in your pocket which you don't want to put down.

  • Jewish figures criticise ‘stigmatising’ Tory attack on Starmer family time
  • The election is tomorrow and the shit-slinging is getting desperate

  • Eyyyyy, howya dune?
  • Definitely works best in a "eyyy, I'm walkin' 'ere!" kind of voice

  • Eyyyyy, howya dune?
  • They do rhyme, it's the bit at the start that's different. Dune is sort of "dyoon", not "doon". I should really learn the international phonetic alphabet to actually explain this properly.

  • Eyyyyy, howya dune?
  • I'd pronounce it basically the same as "June", but if I was trying to pronounce it "properly" it would be more like "dewn", where dew rhymes with jew. Sounds very weird to my ear to hear it rhymed with moon.

  • Dune Memes @lemmy.blahaj.zone FozzyOsbourne @lemm.ee
    Eyyyyy, howya dune?

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16909773

    Only works if you pronounce "dune" like "doon", but I'm not going to let pronunciation get in the way of a good pun

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    Neither?
  • Garbage is stuff that's safe to be cleaned up to save memory, trash is the code I wrote to do it

  • Make it stop.
  • Who needs a wingman when you have a wingnan?

  • Make it stop.
  • Don't casually throw "spaz" in there with a load of inoffensive stuff!

  • Make it stop.
  • Same in Britain. Damn homophobia ruining perfectly good slang!

  • my fault gang
  • No it isn't

  • my fault gang
  • That's a stupid rule

  • Glastonbury 2024: Sleaford Mods criticise the crowd
  • I don't know if this is just them being punk, but imagine the ego to be invited back to a festival and then telling them to fuck off because you didn't get a big enough crowd. Happy to be corrected if anyone's got more info, but they sound like a pair of wankers.

  • This does explain a lot.
  • The moustache says wisdom, the eyes say googly

  • Pls someone make this reality
  • Same, do some people think it literally means the muscles have memory rather than you have the memory of what to do with your muscles?

  • Make it stop.
  • Don't pretend you didn't become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

  • What food makes you grow?
  • Oh OctopusCaveman, "wants to bone" was right there

  • What is your loo roll of choice?

    Lavatory paper, toilet tissue, bog roll, bumwad, arse wipe, shit tickets; we all need it but I can't find a good one for a reasonable price.

    Obviously I don't want the tracing paper you get in a public toilet, but it seems a waste to pay for the quadruple-velvet perfume-soaked premium nonsense. Supermarket own brand is soft enough but tends to fall apart. Who Gives A Crap is environmentally friendly but their basic stuff disintegrates immediately and their premium stuff is even more expensive than the fancy Andrex.

    And no, there's no room for a bidet.

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    Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much

    Do any of them know what the word "liberal" actually means?

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