Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
31 0 Replyloll such a cheesy line
7 0 ReplyIf I don't go up the hill how do I get to skate down it at blistering speeds?
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I never understood how you should open such a box, but this seems like the way forward.
13 0 ReplyStill with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean 'don't come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside'.
9 0 ReplyThat does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?
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Just pull the tape?
7 0 ReplyTape splitter on your safety cutter
4 0 ReplyO ya
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With really long nails on your toes.
4 0 ReplyWith controlled explosives
2 0 ReplyIf it's not taped incredibly well, you can pry it open. It's hard if they actually used good tape and/or a lot of tape to close it.
1 0 ReplyBlunt instrument.
1 0 Replyi just use a key, usually. it's about the only suitable 'tool' that i nearly always have close-at-hand.
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Snap it in half over your knee.
1 0 ReplyWith your teeth 🐺
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Goated movie. They don't make them like that anymore.
5 0 Reply"Not for consumption?" Don't you tell me what to do, I'll eat what I want!
3 0 ReplyWould a sling blade work?
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Mmm. It had to be done. It would keep challenging until it became too dangerous. Best to put it down now.1 0 Reply