What's a sentence nobody has said in 20 years?
What's a sentence nobody has said in 20 years?
"Sorry, I got to return this video"
"Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial"
"Do you have any quarters for a phone?"
"Bill Cosby really is America's dad"
"Can I borrow that VHS?"
"Sorry, I can't come. My favourite show is on"
"Do you know where a phone is?"
itt: people thinking 20 years ago was 10 years ago.
"I'll show you the photos once I get them developed."
Try cleaning your mouse ball, see if that helps.
“Sorry, I got to return this video”
2004 is when the Blockbuster video rental chain was at its peak (cite), and VHS was still in wide use at the time having only been surpassed by DVD rentals a year earlier. Speed dial was also still a thing then, payphones still exist today, and, although complaints were filed against Bill Cosby much earlier the public wasn't widely aware of them until 2014.
How about "John Kerry is the candidate who can prevent a second Bush term" ?
“Jared from Subway is such an inspiration!”
I’ve enjoyed my time talking with you and getting to understand how you see the world and, although I don’t agree with you, I’m glad to have had this exchange of opinions and will now reflect upon what I’ve learned.
"Osama Bin who?" And in a similar vein, "Jihad? That's a Dune reference, right?"
"I'll cash in on my Beanie Baby investment when it's time to pay for my kid's college tuition."
"The internet is just a fad."
"I'm so excited for the next The Matrix sequel."
"Two bedrooms and a walk-out basement. $300 a month rent."
"Dammit, my tape is stuck inside the VCR again!"
"99 cents for a song? Hell yeah. I'm never buying CDs again." (A reference to the iTunes Music Store launch)
"I ran out of free AOL time. Better get another demo disc"
Speaking of AOL, "yo, what's your AIM screenname?" (Replace "AIM" with your favorite messaging service at the time if you used that)
"Mom, can I have a PlayStation 2? -No. -But it plays DVDs."
"Oh, I can't wait to see the wonderful New York Twin Towers, I'm so excited for what's coming!" (I was too young to even remember the concept of different countries existing so I had no idea what "America" even was, let alone being confused about 9/11)
"I got slimed. It was so. Much. Fun."
"I'm so glad the United Kingdom won Eurovision, I can't wait to see how the next year's contest will turn out. Katrina was so amazing" (1997 was the last time the UK won)
"What a wonderful Saturday morning. Time to watch some cartoons."
"My phone has a NiCd battery, and it's almost out of juice so I can't just plug it in because I will ruin the battery. I have to wait until it literally turns off."
"Belgrade is the capital of Yugoslavia"
"Finally got my fresh new copy of Mac OS X. Time to see what's it's like." proceeds to stay on OS 9 for a few more years
That's all I can think of.
I think a lot of these were still being said 20 years ago. People were using Netflix by mail and Redbox in the last 20 years.
Lots of people still had brick phones by Nokia, etc which had "speed dial". You would hold 1 for voicemail but could program 2-9 for other numbers.
Lost season 1 premiered in 2004 and you better believe people made plans around it's schedule to watch it.
"America will not abide Nazism."
I'm late for work at the Twin Towers!
I lost one of my Diablo install CDs can i borrow your set
Have you heard of the Information superhighway?
"Will that be smoking or non smoking?" Asked as a restaurant
"I think you flooded it" in relation to a car not starting. (well unless you work on very old cars)
"I got it off Napster"
"want to listen to my mix tape?"
"I can burn you a CD of that"
Do you Yahoo?
Just blow in the cartridge
Let me check the answering machine.
Being a little literal, but I can guarantee someone has said 1, 3, 5, and 7 in the past twenty years. Heck, probably the last year.
Payphones are still a thing in some places and get used - I started doing a thing involving them a yearish ago (it's in my post history if anyone really cares). Literally had someone ask "Hey, are you done with that phone?" as I was jotting down its number, which was shocking. Can confirm where I am they still take coins (it's 50 cents now, unless you're calling a toll-free number).
VHS is making a ... come back isn't really the right word, but there's a small number of folks interested in what's on old tapes they find and some hobbyists swap stuff. And there are still a few video rental places around (though really, really rare - or near places like campsites, catering to folks with cars that still have DVD players or households with spotty internet).
It's all still disappearing, no doubt, but not 100% dead yet.
Wassuuuuuuuupppp!
"What do you think about John Kerry?"
I vividly remember... I was in the office and one of my coworkers comes up to me with a shit eating grin on his face - like he had something he wanted to share...
He said, "Have you ever heard of Bitcoin?" I said, "No..." He explained (sort of) what he thought it was, but sounded more like an investment opportunity (blah blah blah) less than 10 cents per... I didn't bite.
Lets just say this didn't age well for me, lmao.
"You think Monica Lewinsky sucks or blows?"
“Sorry, I got to return this video”
You say that, although it's pretty close to the recurring joke in American Psycho, so if you're lenient this kind of sentence was said in this comm only days ago. https://lemmy.ml/post/24140732/15784014
Can you give me directions to your house?
"hit me on my two-way"
Can you turn the antenna to ___ insert satellite name ___ ?
For context
where I grew up, almost every immigrant houshold had a satellite antenna, to watch channels across the world. Since my parents were immigrants, we had to turn the antenna each time we wanted to watch either local news or news from our country of origin.
"Don't call my home phone, I'll be out seeing the new Matrix so you can just page me instead."
Is that available for OS/2 Warp?
I'll be back in five moons, we're running out of mammoth meat (translation)
"Sorry. I have to return some video tapes" gets said constantly by American Psycho fans.
If you need to get a hold of me, page me 911 first then your number
I need to turn my DLP projection TV to Circuit City.
Did you see Mozart's new concerto?
"Got a quarter for the payphone?"
"Let me check for the address and a map in this phone book."
"The American economy is doing great!"
You're on next, Mr. Dangerfield.
The invasion of Iraq was a great decision. The region will be much safer
"Contrary to popular belief..."
"I wish no one would assassinate billionaires."
Eat fresh, beware of the flesh.
My book is due back at the library, and I have to rewind it.
Why did you remove me from your top 8 friends?
Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future.
Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.
Mcdonalds has Pizza now?
I started screening my phone calls.