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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

2mo ago

Current mood

(obligatory yearly repost)

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Yesterday my kid asked what day of the month it was and I said "I dunno, one of them"

- How did you get in my house?!
- Mhhmm Käääseee...
  
  Wusstest du, dass Chip und Chap im Original Chip and Dale heißen? Das macht es etwas schwerer, nach diesem Screenshot zu suchen…

I think it's friday.
- I only know it's Sunday because it's my birthday tomorrow 😁
  
  Is your birthday always on mondays?
  
  Well, you'll get a happy birthday message/comment from me tomorrow then
- Every day is Sunday in the Christmas perineum
  
  You mean the Christmas grundle?

Today I forgot multiple times this was the 29th.

Could you do me a favor and post it one day later next year? It's my birthday tomorrow, which is my excuse for being like that all year every year 😉
- @remindme@mstdn.social remind me 1 year
  
  @ThePicardManeuver Ok, I will remind you on Monday Dec 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM PST.
  
  Thanks! 😁

I don't get it...you eat an especially large amount of cheese between Christmas and new years eve? But why the confusion part?
- Most people take time off from work after Christmas if they have the ability. That messes with the normal daily schedule and pattern of things they do and when, causing confusion as to what day it is etc.
  
  What's with the cheese thing then? Do people in general eat more cheese than usual these days?

Yes. It truely is the best time of the year

Lies. Filthy lies.
I'm currently full of fish and potato.

Me
Currently about to eat some cheesecake for breakfast.

In Spain we continue until January 6th
- Are you ducking with me now?

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