😔...

It's basically a glorified luks/zfs password prompt.

YOU CAN RICE THAT TOO?

Heavy Arch btw. breathing

Is this some Ryzen 9 joke that I'm too Centrino to understand?

CENTRINO ISN'T A PROCESSOR

Also my pentium M machine booted debian quickly
- Ryzen 9 isn't either
  
  Edit: oh, I didn't realize centrinos were WiFi chips. Fair enough

Has any ever actually gone out and paid cash money for a whole DJ Khalid album? Does he actually have a fanbase? It just sort of seems like he randomly pops up without really understanding how or why

- Anthor?
In the age of Spotify a lot of artists do not even release physical albums.

Similar vibes to when my game loads too fast to read loading screen tips.

Your*

This is for caring. I hope OP can redo it so it's perfect.
- Not mine, stole it.

Add a 3s delay, like I do :D

Woah woah woah you can have a Plymouth theme? This whole time I thought I just had to stare at the ugly text while my computer booted up

Ugly text is the righteous way.
- It's useful for when X11/systemd getch'a.
I like seeing the ugly text. Blink and you miss it.
- On my old dell optiplex 9030 it shows for a good 30 seconds
Yeah I set it to linux BSOL(Like windows BSOD) but still too short to see well

At some point, I thought about dicking around with Plymouth themes, but then I remembered that I reboot maybe once every three weeks, if I'm being generous...

Or resume so fast your lock screen does not do fade out animations

He's so hot