I beat the veggie burger system
I beat the veggie burger system
A couple of days ago I bought a pack of 4 veggie burgers, as is my routine. They are convenient and quite tasty but not as cheap as they used to be. So imagine my delight when, on opening it, I found not 4 but 5 veggie burgers inside. The grocery stores have spent years raising all their prices at the expense of us little people. Well, now is my moment, now they really screwed up. Ha! That fifth veggie burger is going to have the delicious taste of revenge.
Edit: They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This turns out not always to be true. If cooking from frozen you need to grill it for 10-12 minutes, turning halfway through.
You're frolicking about ONE (seldom) free veggie burger, I'm frolicking about a bunch of them because I know what TVP is and I have no life. We're not the same.
What a site. I can't believe I haven't come across it before now.
Right??? Hot damn
But now you'll have 3 left over buns instead of 4, just the right amount for another pack of veggie burgers. See what actually happened is they tricked you into buying both more buns and another pack of veggie burgers by giving you that rush when you saw the extra one.
Don't forget to thank the worker that made your revenge possible by slipping an extra patty in the pack!
I've been sat here for a minute saying "extra patty in the pack" "extra patty in the pack"
It's strangely satisfying
extra patty in the pack
That's a next-level idiom. You got that extra patty in the pack
a lil extra patty in the back
Thanks, patty-packing comrade! The revolution has started at last!
Workers of the world, grill!
Do veggie burgers also require cooking all the way through to be considered safe, or can you snack on it raw (thawed, at least) like a vegetable?
can you snack on it raw (thawed, at least)
Finally, burger tartare can be realized.
Have I got some news for you
Forgiveness is best served with barbecue sauce.
Can't beat a big oll flat mushroom seasoned to taste 🍔
After 20 years of vegetarianism I so enjoy impossible burger patties and impossible sausage. Biscuits and gravy. Meatloaf. I LOVE mushrooms but I am so happy with this new generation of fake meat.
Beyond Meat burgers have this thing where if they're charred, the charred bits taste AMAZING. I first discovered this when I ordered one from a restaurant and I wanted to know what seasoning they used because it was unique and delicious. Turns out it was just luck from having the burgers charred just a bit.
Excelsior!