FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
theonion.com FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
WASHINGTON—Apologizing for the terrifying series of events that left shocked, confused, and disgusted citizens screaming, crying, and searching for cover, Federal Emergency Management Agency administrator Daniel Gilroy announced his resignation Tuesday after accidentally playing porn on the nation’s...
“This morning at 11:21 a.m. EDT, I opened up a pornographic video on my laptop, pressed play, and, instead of sending the audio to my headphones, broadcast it via our national public warning system to over 340 million Americans,” said Gilroy