Your Horoscope: Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
Your Horoscope: Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
Cancer
(June 21 to July 22):
Steer clear of shadowy figures who threaten you with knives, guns, or other weapons—they may intend to do you bodily harm.
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I'm so glad I read this post. I'm def. following this advice. I'm quitting my nighttime knife club, gun club, club club, and explosives club. That really opens up my calendar.
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Real loading screen tips here
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What I would give for a good club club near me...
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What about the fight club?
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We don't talk about fight club.
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Had to look up CEO birthdays to make sure it was about what I thought it was
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Sweet, I'm glad this does not hinder my own nighttime activities where I'm threatening strangers with knifes, guns or other weapons.
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... does not hinder ...
It does hinder, by making your activities more difficult by one-twelfth.
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Read it as horrorscope and thought cancer was the illness. Now I wonder what the other horrorscope signs would be... scorpio sting, virginity lost to rape, an evil twin following you, getting the st. Sebastian treatment, piranhas...
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