Boeing Starliner crew's return to Earth from International Space Station delayed yet again
Boeing Starliner crew's return to Earth from International Space Station delayed yet again
Boeing Starliner astronauts stuck at International Space Station must delay return to Earth yet again
I know people have spent longer on the ISS but at some point, I’d come back in a Home Depot bucket wearing a spacesuit with some scuba gear.
And for those who want to argue about the heat shielding on a Home Depot bucket, I’d be responsible about it. I’d glue all kinds of shit to it. Steal a parachute from the Roscosmos side. I’d be fine.
“You’d land in the Indian Ocean."
This isn’t rocket science. It’s the opposite. I’ll land where I want. I’d aim for your mom’s house and land in her bedroom. Injuries would include a crushed pelvis and not from the fall. That’s just what happens when I visit your mom.
Death by snu snu. Nice.
Reads like a Mark Watney diary entry
Glorious build up to a "fucked yo mama" joke. Excellent pacing!