That one’s a deal breaker. Never getting in an Tesla again. And yes, that means a lot of taxi cabs 🤷‍♂️🙄

Oof, this one sounds serious 🙄

Tesla bootlicker go brrrrr 🤣

(Don’t) Look Around You

I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟

But it is if you visit San Junipero in 1980 or whatever! (Sorry wrong sci fi series) (It’s Black Mirror)

This is the only correct configuration 👍

• Kirk’s probably great in bed - all that practice
• Marry Spock and you’ll never have some whiny racist around (Bones), nor you will get cheated on (Kirk). Just sit back and have those glorious logical conversations like you’ve always wanted 🤩🎉😀

TLDR

• Legendary British TV talk show host Michael Parkinson to return in AI form

• Polish radio station Off Radio Krakow sacks its hosts and uses AI instead
• New Tom Hanks movie Here uses AI to de-age its stars

AI is being used to launch a new podcast from the late, great British TV talk show host Michael Parkinson, who died in 2023 aged 88. While that might sound creepy to some, the project called Virtually Parkinson is being fully backed by Mike Parkinson, the son of the legendary talk show host, and his estate.

Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY

I’m calling you an idiot for waiting until now to fill up on it , that’s for damn sure. Been watching the country dEsCeNd for 30y & only today decided you’d had enough huh? Passport office go hurrrr

But you’re not gonna give up. You just feel like you are.

If you were gonna give up, you’d have done it the first time, but ya didn’t. There’s something in you that whispers NO FUCKIN WAY AM I GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT

MAYBE DON’T DRINK COFFEE for like yknow a single day your system grows used to it & eventually you just go right from that first sip into the fatigue, & there’s no high whatsoever “Hahaha no way, without coffee Im too tired to make memes”🙄 ok congrats on getting to the root of your exhaustion

Well, that’s fair. Sorry

WAHHH oh look YOU can afford to avoid politics. Dude shut off your fucking social media then. Fucking coward.

FUCK TRUMP AND IF YOU VOTED for HIM FUCK YOU They don’t play by any goddamn rules. Why should I?

and PUTIN IS SHORT

Trump smells like that PLUS diaper urine smell, so: nice try

This was a fun, interesting read, & I learned a new technical term ; thank you!

IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true

YOU DON’T EVER HAVE TO LET THIS PERSON INTO YOUR LIFE AGAIN

You don’t ever have to suffer any email, phonecall, text, letter, complaint, insult, false claim, insane denial, or outright threat.

I give you permission. You can let this poisoner do their work elsewhere. It isn’t your responsibility. They chose their side & it wasn’t you. They’re never, ever gonna hear the truth.

Don’t let them bleed any more out of you. Someone else deserves it MUCH more.

Trump gave the names of CIA agents to Putin & then a bunch of them got killed. TRAITOR.