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kingthrillgore @lemmy.ml

4mo ago

I'm shook to my rule

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So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.
- ...you don't say?
  
  Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.

This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.

So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?

Curious George.

And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe
Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....
- Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.

Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic
- I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).
  We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.

The way people who've never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. "Chainsmoking PURE weed" 😂
- bro's gatekeeping harmful substances
  
  Not at all. Why pretend to use "harmful substances."

It's so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven't had one of those in awhile
- I'm worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.
- What? Obama was fit as hell
  
  Agreed, but he hasn't been in office for almost a decade

I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.

I think he's the father of harambe
- Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math

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