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Great Lenna reference

Love the use of fsck as a swear

I need Explain Unix Surrealism

EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in "Explain XKCD" explaining individual XKCD comics

I can't say enough how much I love this art style and how oddly it brings me feelings of nostalgia that I cannot explain.

Edit: also, I'm getting a bit of Blade Runner or Cyberpunk vibes from this.

"Goodbye Lenin" vibes but the roles are reversed.

#freematamaid

I have a bunch of quips running around in my brain:

• A robot ASSassin.
• Wait until the Mossad gets a hold of this doll.
• Also, being the token Zionist, I would like to detonate her beeper!

By the way, did you know that your cars now, or in the near future, have a remote killswitch?

are you posting this elsewhere, I love your stuff