Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world ThatWeirdGuy1001 @lemmy.world 2 wk. ago

Have an avocado.

That's it. That's the post.

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AvocaDon’t MIND IF I DO!
Av another cado.
- Heh
Veggtable
I heard someone once nutted in coconut
- CocoNUT
An avocado! Thanks...
- Get down to Del Taco they’ve got fre, fre sha vocado.
I don't :(
What no I can't accept that! Those things are expensive, not to mention the ecological impact. You keep it for yourself dearie.
- Too late! No backsies!
No I do not want to be an Evocati!
- The avocados will continue until morale improves.
  
  Are a sick (and weird) guy!
  
  What if having avocados forced upon me is what's ruining my morale?
What? No toast? Ugh
- Those damn millennials and their toast. If only they'd just eat the avocados by themselves everything would be fine!
Vegans when they can't convince people to atop eating meat
r/notinteresting type post ^god I miss that sub^
I already have one, 🥑
- Now you have 2!
"Avocado?"

"Don't mind if I do!"
- That's funny because I've always said "Avocado? How bout I avocadon't."
I wish I could have an avocado that looks so perfect! Of all produce, they’re the most difficult to find in good condition, good ripeness.

This week I did pretty good ….. out of three avocados, one was good, one was bruised and ugly but mostly useable, and one had to be thrown out.
- The ones I am forced to deal with at work are pathetic compared to this. Just a soggy mushy mess.
Thanks but I made guacamole 2 days in a row, maybe give it to someone in greater need.
- Nope. Avocados for all whether they need them or not. Good day sir.
  
  < sigh >
  
  I guess I could make a turkey sandwich later.
In this trying time
Is called Palta, and goes on fast food.
- My guy Americans don't even call countries by there proper names they sure as hell don't call foods by the proper name
  
  (Never knew it had a different name but thanks I love learning new things)
- Thanks because we won't be able to afford to buy those next year.
Eww... yucky.

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