Mondays
Mondays
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Then the pillow case opened its big mouth and shouted out “Hufflepuff!”
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I ain't letting some pillowcase get the better of me. Time to get the damn scissors.
Looks like you're a sleeveless T-shirt now, you piece of shit.
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Well, that's one down, time to see what tomorrow brings, eh?
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A pair of scissors for a knife and it could be pants.
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I fail to see how a pillowcase could be pants. A sleeveless shirt, or some shorts? Sure. But pants?
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At least the pillowcase was dry.
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Could be worse. You could have died while trying to put on a sweater.
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Amazing that I can't tell if this is a Disco Elysium reference or not.
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lol no, it isn't. It's a reference to Don't you blame anyone by Julio Cortazar.
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This is much funnier if you imagine instead of this Mike Mitchell guy, it's Mel Brooks.
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Tshirts are black.
Pillowcases are white.
Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.
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The way my week is going, I would have just given up and went to bed with the pillowcase over my head.
After crying a little
That could be petty comfy
I have to sleep with my eyes covered and my go-to thing to cover them with is a folded up pillowcase. I get the extra long ones so I can just one on like a blindfold.