Hey that pinecone was a serious incident. A police officer felt threatened and shot his entire magazine into a nearby animal hospital. Thankfully he had loaded baby skull seeking bullets that day instead of the family dog seeking bullets he usually used. Massive casualties were avoided only by officer ButtBite's courageous decision to use baby skull seeking bullets instead of family dog seeking bullets. Everyone knows he has a phobia of family dogs. That poor traumatized man has been bitten 4 times by family dogs, they just hate him. His promotion ceremony is at 5 so we can make the primetime news with it. And in case anyone out there is worried, that villainous child is going to prison for years. He should be locked away for life after he endangered everyone with that pinecone!
My favorite were the phobia shows. Like some lady would come on and cry about how she's scared of cotton balls and then Mid-Sentence a dude in a cotton ball suit would come out and chase her around the studio.
Lol wait, the RuPaul's Drag Race bit with the pickle suit was based on a real thing?
Never see the show but if it was something like that then yes. I think it was Maury povich that did them the most? This wasn't a one-off
I seen the one with pennies. Was amazing.
What is my D&D group doing on here
Neutral evil, lawful good, chaotic good, true neutral, lawful evil.
Wouldn't Little Ice count as Lawful Evil?
You know. And if you don't, you will by the end of the episode.
You are NOT the dungeon master!
*Chair throwing intensifies
New smash lineup looks lit
Ha! I was wondering if that last kid is this kid.
Nah that's Brent
They putting “Ann” in quotes because it’s a fake name to protect her identity?
Or that’s her street name like Little Ice.
I think it’s condescension.
And over here we have “Aaaann” who doesn’t even fuckin know how to make guacamole! Can you believe it?!?
That would make a killer one shot RPG.
rogue, bard, warlock, barbarian, druid
seems like a balanced party
I outrolled you all on Dwight and claim him for my own.
I have to do this now.
Yes, please. If I still DnD'd, I would. All you need is a justification for them all to meet up at a Mazzio's
I threw a pinecone back in the 90s. TIL I had what it takes to be famous.
One of my cousins was on a show like that. She was also on Sex Sent me to the ER. When she was on the talk show, it was the classic, "Is he the father?". The only issue was that her boyfriend is Korean and her baby is white. We also all knew he'd been on the couch for years. They had her mom (my aunt) call in and call her out. It was pretty entertaining, but sooooooo trashy.
Here's an article (receipts) about the first episode I mentioned:
https://www.wtvr.com/2014/06/24/sex-sent-me-to-the-er
Also, if anyone is wondering why she had a stroke, she says she discovered she had a rare disease, but munchausen and compulsive lying are common in my family. I'd take it with a grain of salt.
WHAEVA IT’S MY HOT BODY I’LL DO WHAT I WANT
Chache me outside. How bout da?
To be honest with you Dianne, Im surprised.
I too was surprised he was a broom.
Could have sworn that was Brent Rambo at the end.
Brendon, Brendon, Brendon... smh
Murray was all about these guests. Now, Murray is all about who’s the father.
Maury. I used to live in a shitty apartment with roommates and I was frequently unemployed. We got 3 channels on the rabbit ears so yeah I watched a lot of Maury.
