Trump Privately Frets He Could Be Headed to Prison
Trump Privately Frets He Could Be Headed to Prison
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Trump Privately Frets He Could Be Headed to Prison
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I'm waiting for a Hallmark Channel redemption arc for him. He goes to prison, slowly befriends his fellow cell mates and empathizes with them, and emerges a changed man who gives up his fortune in order to fight the injustices against the common man.
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Because prison always turns people into a better version of themselves
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It’s hallmark fiction, so yeah. Also, he gets back with Melllania who dumped him, and they raise happy, perfect kids together.
Also this all happens at Christmas time because they ran into each other in line for a street vendor selling pumpkin spice lattes
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Also there's a puppy in a christmas present with a bow on its head
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Directly adjacent to the roasted chestnut cart
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how could I forget the roasted chestnut cart. also the ice skating rink in the background. The script practically writes itself.
(mostly because hallmark scripts are copy pasta...)
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Someone swap his blow with some Molly and see if he feels something for a change
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Make Drumpf Merry Again
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Not sure mdma can cure what this man has.
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Maybe mushrooms? I feel like it would take a higher dose than he can handle.
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Replace his blood with heroin, that should do it.
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Reads the constitution. After a thousand times, he starts to get it.
"Oh, I should be in prison."-
That made me chuckle
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He goes on to form a golf team with some of the inmates at his prison, and in a partnership with Vince McMahon they start up a prison golf league where the various prison teams play each other in an annual tournament. The winners get extra Little Debbie snacks from the prison commissary. Eventually they make a movie, and Donald Trump is played by Rosie O'Donnell.
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The name of the movie would be something like "Par for the Course"
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