Btw, I'm..

About your Crossfit addiction. The trifecta.

One must understand that the operating system that you use does NOT come up in normal everyday conversation. Nobody cares. If you mention this you're going to be looked at as the biggest dweeb in a 100 mile radius. Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity. You will be forever shunned in social circles, and will likely never live it down.

So of course you mention Arch first!

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Behold: I'm the archvegan!

I don't volunteer either piece of information, but sooner or later someone is going to overhear me ordering vegan food or see me opening my lunch and the dreaded conversation will have to happen. I wish people would just let me make my own food choices in private without making a big thing about it.

Tell them your an Archvegan. That sounds cool.

Oh no.. The Arch Vegan is here! Run!

I'm currently using Gentoo. That means I should also grow my own food...

I'm Arch. Vegan btw

What's the arch user equivalent of getting asked if a fish is an animal?

What's the vegan equivalent of getting asked if you use PC or Mac?

Vegan Arch user btw

I forsee the creation of another arch based distro that is specifically designed for vegans that will solve this problem

I don't tell people. They infer both almost immediately from my physical stature and vocabulary.

Easy: I'm Vegan, and by the way I use Arch.

That I'm doing crossfit ;)

I'm arch and I use vegan.

That they should really give CrossFit a try

That I use Sync for Lemmy of course.

Start with something neutral, like crossfit

That's how you get to be an Archdruid

Nothing, someone will make this joke before they ever get a chance.

Their pronouns. Vegan/Arch

Have you ever tried CrossFit?

My CrossFit addiction

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They also bike to work.

I'm a vegan btw that uses Nix btw

¿Por qué no los dos?

What is this shit

I'm an omnivore and use Debian btw

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Let me tell you about Homestuck ...

I lead with my devout atheism.

That you do CrossFit, obviously.

Vegan when eating, Arch Linuxing when computing, communist when sharing, capitalist when investing, ...

The list knows no end. Why not just say what's appropriate for each particular circumstance?

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"Actually", I just arch vegans.

What if they're a vegan arch user from Yorkshire?

And what happens if they're a pilot as well???

Varch

So actually I went to MIT

And what is, if this vegan arch user rides a fixie?

This might be my favorite meme of the month. There is a problem though. How often do they actually talk to people to end up in this quandary?

I kid. All the love to my vegan arch users. Or arch using vegans. Whichever one you prefer.

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Varchen.

Vegan certified Arch.

Non-vegan Arch user here. Fun meme.

With that out of the way, I tell whichever one best suits the context at hand. Most cases it's neither.

my name proboably

I usually start off with some Dune lore as a litmus test to see if we can be friends.

>tfw when you use android, debian, ubuntu, fedora, gentoo while (also) being a vegan

Visit the tower of the Arch Vegen and he will tell you

Hi I'm a vegan non binary athiest who uses arch... W... Wait, please don't leave me! I haven't told you that I crossfit 3 times a week. WAIT, don't start running, I haven't fully showed you how empty and insufferable my personality... Awww, and they're gone. Oh well, I guess I'll go tell my neighbor about my vinyl collection again

"BTW, I'm Archie."

I use Gentoo.

I mean both are great in concept, but man are some folks insufferable to talk to regarding both. Ubuntu, part time vegetarian...

What if you are using VIM and Arch ...

Tell them about Arch, obviously, thats the important bit.

I hope this place grows quite a bit so all these boomer memes and you boomers get fucking shat on every time you post, and no one has to see this horrible, dated form of "comedy" anymore because you'll be too scared to post anymore.

Obviously I'm vegan so it's not that wired I start a conversation with btw

I don't know what you say, but as a debian omnivore most people don't notice either.

You know, because the computer just works, looks a little different, kinda like a mac on top, but free, and powerful and stable under the hood.

See I value practicality and reliability, and also ease of use.

This applies to meals as well.

Sure I'll go vegan if I can, get free range stuff when I can afford it, but I'm not made of money and infinite free time, as one would have to be to be a morally consistent vegan.

thats probably one one of the oldest arch meme.

I approve.