Gaetz withdrew his name from AG. Can you imagine the insane shit that must be in that ethics report?
Gaetz withdrew his name from AG. Can you imagine the insane shit that must be in that ethics report?
Given that congress is mostly sex criminals are they simple mad he didn't invite them to his freakoffs?
Nah, they're mad that he left evidence behind.
And making it so obvious
The ethics report revealed that he wasn’t a big enough pedo for the job. They had to give the role to Jared Fogle.
Ousted from the Trump cabinet in -61 days, that’s a record nobody will ever beat
This was likely done for 2 reasons.
- The ag position was used as leverage to walk off scott free from sex trafficking.
- To make his other picks look better. We will get Ken Paxton.
Oh absolutely, all these meme picks are setting up run of the mill reactionary fanatics to look “reasonable” as the replacements after the meme picks get borked.
The Mooch fans in SHAMBLES over this upset
-5.45 Scaramuccis
I'm glad I don't gamble... I was sure RFK was going to be the first.
LMAO, in this day and age, for this ghoul to withdrawal had to have meant they have him dead to rights. Like, in 4k, holding up a USA Today, and his birth certificate while being a .pdf file and a lawyer/stenographer present with a notarized real time play by play. What in the actual fuck is in that report?!! God, it'd be amazing if it gets leaked.
My man was parading around sex picks on the House floor. His fucking Google Photos album was probably enough to do him in.
The FBI never destroyed the Epstein files, they found a new spot to store them
Gaetzkeeping
Y'all are so fucking creative with these lmao.
We have the best posters, don’t we folks
That fool resigned from Congress so he could be AG. For him to drop out of consideration after throwing away his career in Congress they must have some real shit on him.
My understanding is that he resigned in part to dodge the release of the ethics report. He thought he had the AG position locked in and knew that if he left Congress, they'd stop investigating him (since it was an internal rather than criminal proceeding). That just makes me think even more strongly that there must be some totally wild shit in that report.
lol, this makes Alex Jones' plan to obstruct the forced sale of InfoWars until Gaetz became AG null and void
What if Gaetz only did that to troll Alex Jones?
It was Alex's plan to begin with, so I figured it wasn't exactly a good one either way
will probably appoint him to Rubio's seat in the Senate. That would be 
Paying teenage girls for "being awesome" and "just because"
Pedogaet
:kelly:
Totally normal to give out $400 and $500 amounts to people on a regular basis. That definitely doesn't look suspicious.
Paying for a flight and extra for you is totally not suspicious
Why did she have to pay I thought only the customers had to pay on the island
The Trueanon episode on him was really good
Critical Support for Trump's campaign to drain the swamp by complete accident.
It’s gotta be even worse than repeatedly having sex with a high schooler somehow
What kind of excuse is "I didn't want anything to waste Daddy Trump's time"? Why didn't he just say "I believe there are other people more qualified than me". Instead of doing this embarrassing shit.
If you're gonna lie about why you're not taking the job at least don't lick your bosses boots while doing it
Because the amount that you've ingratiated yourself to Trump and deepthroated his ego are about to be the only currencies that matter in the US Government. I think a lot of these weirdos 100% believe that Trump is about to have dictatorial-level power for the indefinite future, so any extra effort to stroke him off now is going to pay unlimited dividends in the future. It's also a way of signaling total sycophantic loyalty to the rest of the collection of freaks in Trump's base.
I wanna read that report.
