[Fake news :'(] LMFAO! Count down to Elon dying in a firey helicopter crash!

"and he's going to do anything I tell him to do" might be powerful enough to resurrect UlyssesT

The "Night of Long Knives: America Edition" will be more hilarious than tragic, and might actually help the world a miniscule amount.

I'm on my knees praying that g_d (or trump) will do something rly funny

Does somebody have that Upside down Elon pic from when he did the X jump?

How I hope it plays out.

Wish I could edit video, I'd put their faces in.

EDIT: DON'T FOLLOW THE BOT LINKS, APPARENTLY IT HAS A TRACKER IN IT! I fixed the link above to not have trackers

and he's going to do anything I tell him to do

He's so going to die lol, there's no way Trumps reading this and not going mode

If this was real, he wouldn't even make it a single mooch

Would love to see an oligarch that lost a loved one to an EEEEElon machine put "Kill Musk" as a condition of inheritance into their will.

I don't think this is real

Edit: I'm a rube - it's fake.

Ah, but will Trump think it's fake? We may be rubes (I believed it too), but Trump is an actual idiot.