What is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?

Pil-grams!

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Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest... Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!

Yeah, I just did.
I feel like it’d be a little better as:

How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?

53 pil-grams!

Because then it’s also factual
- That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
  
  Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
- This is gold
I don't get it. What is "pil"?

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