Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book
Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book
Former Florida Congressman and current Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz reportedly put in an unorthodox request today after asking to be sworn in on Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book.
Not believable; Epstein died over 5 years ago. All the girls in that book are way too old for Gaetz by now.
Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years checking for onion.
4 years, right.
Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years
checking for onion.FTFY.
I almost ate the onion on this one
Same, scrolled by this and then had to do a double take on what community this was.
"...is.....is this......oh, ok. No, it's not real. It's just skating REAL razor thin to reality." It's like when you slice a tomato so thin you can see through it.
Yeah. This one felt exactly the expected amount of WTF to be real life, today.
You're not supposed to report actual news Onion!
Fuck me, I almost ate the onion, too. I read it, and for a second honestly believed that, yeah, he would do that as a “I got away with everything” flex.