Trump taps Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general
Trump taps Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general
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Trump picks Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general
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I love TV's Frank so much right now.
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Yea..... This is just Jon Steward level snark that makes us chuckle and feel like we're doing something, when in reality we're doing jack shit.
Democrats need to be organizing and running from the local level up and let go of these clever quips. They do nothing except placate people.
I honestly believe Jon coming back did more harm than good. He's giving leftist an outlet so they don't actually do anything with their anger.
All these comedians are just letting us vent our energy, meaning it's not used to organise and run for something.
You can't tell people the country is going under, while also cracking jokes.
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LAUGHING IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING ANYONE CAN EVER DO!
We all must be grim and serious because we all know that those Jon Stewart level people never achieve anything.
Other than becoming president of Ukraine.
But really, what has Zelensky accomplished?
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What a shitty take
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This looks like one of those superhero movies where they ran out of ideas so they just throw in every villain they can think of.
Also it was very common in 90s beatem-ups, where the last stage was just wave after wave of the previous bosses.
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They'll tear it apart before it implodes. There won't be some easy return to normalcy.
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So, by that logic, we can probably expect Ted Cruz to be the next guy in Grover 2.0's cabinet.
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What are the odds he appoints enough reps and/or senators that they end up the minority in at least one half of Congress?
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Does this mean we're near the end?
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If you needed a sign
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Insane, insane,
here comes the pardon for Ghislaine.
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The Cabinet list so far, as it was officially leaked moments ago on NudeAfrica.com:
State - Matt Gaetz
Treasury - Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Interior - A t-shirt cannon
Justice - DraftKings®
Agriculture - owner of that McDonald’s
Commerce - currently accepting bids
Labor - Immortan Joe
Defense - Vladimir Putin
Housing and Urban Development - it’s Trump, so probably Herschel Walker, ffs
Transportation - Elon Musk’s twitter account
Energy - V. Putin
Health and Human Services - sold off and privatized between Nestlé, Saudi Aramco, and Ticketmaster
Education - Kid Rock, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Lauren Boebert, and all sewn together as a human centipede
Veterans' Affairs - Captain Morgan; under secretaries Jack Daniels and Jim Beam
Homeland Security - Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, once the check clears
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Satire is dead. I earnestly predict at least one more pick on this list proves actually true.
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The Onion writers: "Let's go with this one, the real picks are too over the top."
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Matt "Pizza" Gaetz
Kristi "Ol Yeller" Noem
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I miss being surprised when rapists and pedophiles get handily rewarded for their crimes
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Well when pedophiles and rapists are dealing out the rewards...
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That would seem to very much be the case, wouldn't it? Can't really explain it otherwise
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Make America Shitty Again!
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Trump, Musk & Gaetz
Go team pedo!
Pics available of Trump & Musk both with Epstein, Gaetz (still not fully charged with) doing high schoolers
Couch fuckers gotta take back seat
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You seem to think that the incoming administration will be following established laws, regulations, procedures, etc.
They will not.
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That is some industrial grade hopium.
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You’re overlooking the fact that DOJ lawyers, provided by the Herritage Foundation and FedSoc will be arguing those cases. Gaetz just needs to do what he’s told.
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Gaetz is the chess-playing pigeon that knocks over the pieces and shits on the board.
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Here's a fun theory. He wants Gaetz to oversee as many possible federal criminal cases against Trump as possible. His job would be to bring everything to court and throw the cases. Hello double jeopardy.
Based on the fact that Trump has relatively little interest in any "platform" he has announced and it's mostly about every trick possible to advance his personal situation. He doesn't want competence, he wants people that will do whatever he says no matter what hand the intelligence into Putin's hands, make the military Trump loyalists, quash any future legal troubles from the FBI/DoJ.
While I'm sure he's willing to let people have a go at enacting his campaign rhetoric, in any way that conflicts with a system that might hold Trump accountable, that rhetoric can be compromised.
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Special thanks to the folks who didn't vote this election! Couldn't have done it without you!
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Harris did better than Biden in the key swing states. Be mad at the people who turned out for Trump.
Those of you downvoting me, look at the vote totals for swing states in 2020 vs 2024. It is insane to me that "be mad at the people who voted for Trump" is a hot take.
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Those of you downvoting me, look at the vote totals for swing states in 2020 vs 2024.
Ok…
https://www.270towin.com/2020-election-results-live/
https://www.270towin.com/2024-election-results-live/Pennsylvania 20/19
Biden* 3,458,229^ 50.0%
Harris 3,396,770 48.6%Arizona 11
Biden* 1,672,143^ 49.4%
Harris 1,534,391 46.6%Georgia 16
Biden* 2,474,601 49.5%
Harris 2,548,014^ 48.5%Michigan 16/15
Biden* 2,804,040^ 50.6%
Harris 2,733,352 48.3%Nevada 6
Biden* 703,486^ 50.1%
Harris 702,079 47.5%North Carolina 15/16
Biden 2,684,292 48.7%%
Harris 2,689,067^ 47.7%Wisconsin 10
Biden* 1,630,503 49.6%
Harris 1,668,077^ 48.8%- Biden won six of the swing states. Harris won zero.
- Compared to Trump, Biden won a higher percentage than Harris in all seven.
- Biden got more votes in four states. Harris got more votes in three.
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Look at the number of eligible voters that didn't vote. Their point is 100% valid, just like it has been for pretty much every election. This time is just extra inexcusable because of what we've collectively lost.
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Swing states don't matter when the whole country is swept.
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Oh great, Attorney general butthead.
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He gonna pardon Diddy
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If he were white he would
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Nah I bet he'll accept bribes like last term.
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Yeah honestly diddy is going to die at this rate.
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Perfect. Beavis for the win.
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I think he'd be Butthead given his hair style and color, no?
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Butt-head taps underage girls, then show DOJ pictures of him doing so
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So I guess fucking underage kids is a thing now.
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Pretty sure it always had been. Catholic church been doing that for millenia
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Add the White House to that list now.
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Perfect, an actual trafficker of underage girls
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a competent individual with extensive litigation experience in constitutional law would be the ideal choice here, seeing as this administration is about to face more lawsuits than any in history.. but no, donvict chooses another moronic 'yes man'
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And R Kelly named Secretary of Health and Human Services.
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How many more are going to come out of the clown car? This is quite a performance.
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Let's be real, he cleared the bar with this one.
Don't forget, the bar was set at Jeff Sessions, and it was even lowered to the doofus who ran the patent protection scam company.
Look, he's not going appoint anyone that isn't awful. The most you can hope for, the best outcome, is favourable funny > evil mix.
I'm comfortable saying that Matt Gaetz, on the grading curve necessary for Trump appointments, clears that bar. He's has at worst a 51% funny to 49% evil ratio.
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You are clearly not an underage Florida teen.
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Maybe you don't remember Jeff Sessions.
Matt Gaetz could bring another dozen or so, 17 year girls across state lines, and still not reach the scale of evil contained within Trump's former OG AG Keebler.
That's my point. The best you can hope for is someone who also dipshit maxes, hard.
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Maybe we fight the next world war on American soil
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What are you talking about we lost without firing a shot.
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