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8mo ago

USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation

USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation – The Chaser

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Next, they’re bringing them democracy?
- Managed Democracy™
  
  ...for SuperAmerica!
  
  How bout a nice cup of liber-tea
  
  Democrazy^TM
Gold
- Black gold, one might say!
  
  Texas tea!
This the realest fake headline
- Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...
Mission accomplished.
Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)
“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry
Thanks Obama!
Why didn't they name that website the bloomin onion
Don't tell America...
...there's oil in America.
"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"
Are Americans finally reaping what they've sown for over a hundred years? I can't wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.
- Something something, nose, spider face

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