Whoever originally posted this is probably pregnant.
Source: I have two kids.
I think OB/GYNs have 'crying at target' as a standard option on their symptom forms.
It really should be.
Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like "why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I'm here". Two lines.
Crying at target can be used to detect a pregnancy as early as 5 days before your expected period.
You either buy one of each or decide which one loses a friend forever.
There is just one jack'o'lantern left (it's probably a more practical shape) so yes, people seem to buy them at different rates.
Maybe it's the hollow corpses of their respective children
That's fucking adorable! 😍
Is this that ‘relationship baggage’ I keep hearing about?
And then you take the last pumpkin mug and the ghost is forever sad.
Their mymic is anyhow way too positive for Halloween. Separate them to get two villains full of bitterness und anger!
This is absolutely something my pregnant wife would have done. Those hormones are nuts.
Dracula over there being like, "I wish I had a friend."
Smart marketing
Nobody loves Lil' Vampire mug.
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