'Grate cheese robbery': Man arrested after 24 tons of cheddar totaling $390,000 stolen in London
Metropolitan Police arrested the 63-year-old on suspicion of fraud by false representation and handling stolen goods.
The Grate Cheese Robbery (2026), starring Edam Driver, Emmental Watson, Chedward Norton, Tilda Stilton, Brie Larson, Goudafrey Rush, Nicolby Kidman and Dwayne "The Roquefort" Johnson. With a special appearance by Robert Paneero. Directed by Feta Gerwig.
Whelp, never comment again - because you aren’t going to be able to outdo yourself after this Masterpiece. 👌🏼
If he didn't tell his accomplices, "cheese it! It's the coppers!" he missed a golden opportunity.
I need a TV movie of this.
And they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for the 200,000 mice pawing at their hideout door demanding cheese.
Okay so on one hand stealing cheese is good taste, but on the other hand cheddar? Really? That's just weak, man.
They now use dollars in London?
Journalists really milking that headline.
Yes, it's whey over the top.
