Anon invents a ruse
Anon invents a ruse
Anyone got ruse plans? Here's mine
Buy new shirt
Don't let roommates know
Go on vacation to place with a landmark, like New York
Take photo in front of Statue of Liberty wearing new shirt
Go back and tell roommates you went somewhere else
Wait a few weeks
Tell your roommates you just got a new shirt and show it to them
Say you're going on vacation to New York
Actually stay in your room
Lock door, turn lights off, be silent
Send photo of you in front of Statue of Liberty with new shirt to roommate
One night, sneak out into the bathroom
Shit in the shower
Go back to your room and wait
Next day, roommates think it was each other
Come out and say you just got back
Normies would never expect someone to actually go to New York just to get away with shitting in the shower
Enjoy as your roommates argue with each other for shitting in the shower