Anon invents a ruse

Anyone got ruse plans? Here's mine

Buy new shirt
Don't let roommates know
Go on vacation to place with a landmark, like New York
Take photo in front of Statue of Liberty wearing new shirt
Go back and tell roommates you went somewhere else
Wait a few weeks
Tell your roommates you just got a new shirt and show it to them
Say you're going on vacation to New York
Actually stay in your room
Lock door, turn lights off, be silent
Send photo of you in front of Statue of Liberty with new shirt to roommate
One night, sneak out into the bathroom
Shit in the shower
Go back to your room and wait
Next day, roommates think it was each other
Come out and say you just got back
Normies would never expect someone to actually go to New York just to get away with shitting in the shower
Enjoy as your roommates argue with each other for shitting in the shower

14 comments

You do have to live in that room without making a sound for that period. How do you eat? Pee?
- Maybe that's what the lemmy no poop challenge was really about.
  
  Wouldn't this be the one poop challenge?
- This was posted on 4chan, I'm sure the OP already has a collection of piss bottles in his room.
  
  Yeah, not a big stretch to add a poo sock.
- How do you eat? Pee?
  Jugs
  
  Which one is this the answer to? Eat? Piss? Both? Shit yourself!
Yeah, your roommate will be embarrassed when he's caught entering your room, but you'll have to explain why you're sitting silently in a dark room covered in shit.
Plot twist: Anon lives on their own because they are insufferable, the loneliness just makes them think they share the place with other people.
This looks like Jakes shit. I can recognize his shit anywhere, all he eats is hot cheetos and red alert
BRILLIANT!!!