You're a long-toed freak aren't you...?
You're a long-toed freak aren't you...?
You're a long-toed freak aren't you...?
is it not supposed to be??
it's an anatomical variant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe
Don't listen to them. These weirdos just have extra long foot thumbs
My mom has longer second toes, and she always said “It’s a sign you’re descended from royalty.” She also said stuff like “An ancestor ran away with an Indian princess” and “We’re descended from Sir Francis Drake” so my mom, though I love her, does not have a fully-functioning bullshit sensor.
Dunno, kinda sounds like shes bullshitting you
The toe thing was definitely a little tongue-in-cheek, but the other two she seemed to fully believe. When I pointed out that Drake didn’t have any children, or at least not legitimized, she acted confused and said it was something that the family had always said. Well… someone was bullshitting someone!
I comply with this theory.
Hello fellow Mo-Toe-er
My mortons toes are quite long. My fingers are really normal.
mine are the exact same length. never broken a toe.
Can confirm there's a relation.
No?
At least in my experience, I've never looked at someone and wondered what their feet look like.
Or realistically, what any covered-up part of them looks like.
Ngl, had me in the first half
I'm one of those. It sucks. I keep breaking them.
Really? My mortons toe is a good amount longer than my big toe, but neither foots has ever been hurt. Also, my toes are very controllable and I can pick up all sorts of stuff. They're sweet.
Never broken a toe, but both my long 2nd toes are curled. I have size 13s as an adult, and I remember outgrowing shoes frequently but still wearing them past when I should have because I hated shoe shopping. I think I basically bound m y feet out of laziness.
I used to think the same thing about my toes, even down thinking I did it myself ...
Then I had kids who have my weird curled toes too, and I know damned well Ive never let them wear shoes that are too small. Theyre just built that way.
My friend just had part of his toe amputated.
Like an hour ago maybe not even....
Can you tell by looking at his face?
Not why i commented but I'll answer anyway, i cannot
I'm a half and half. Left foot has a shorter second toe, right foot has a longer one.
We're gonna need you to pick a side.
What? It’s not like, everyone? Huh. TIL.
One of mine is a mallet toe. I need to get that fixed sometime.
It's a condition called Morton's toe
So this is who shoes are made for!
Honestly jealous
New form of racism unlocked
No, but I will now....
Yeah but can you wiggle your little toes independently?!
It would be pretty neat to be able to flip someone off with your hands and feet.
Are we counting the big toe?
I was always told people with a long second toe have dominant personalities
Its because your grandparents are also siblings.
Seema like .ml and hexbear have a particularly large amount of these people. Its an attitude thing.
Jesus Christ, can we not do drama at every opportunity?
I tend not to be particularly tolerant of people supporting genocide. But u do u i guess.