‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

"Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards, but he’s packed a lot into 81 short years. He’s fought hard for working Americans, be they on the factory line or on the board of Blackstone Group. He’s stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president."

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Imagine a Biden write in campaign was the spoiler for Harris

He's electable if you vote for him

Only Biden will reveal the truth about 9/11.

When my country has elections, I'm voting for

i'm ridin

kamala harris can eat my shit and hair