‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President
‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President
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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President
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The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
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Suckers bet, I’m not taking it.
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How will you be able to tell? His speeches are so incoherent! Hahqhahqha
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Hahq tuah
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I want people to send this to him now!
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Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards
They really aren't pulling their punches!
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The whole thing is brilliant. The Onion has been on fire lately.
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The ownership changed in April this year and apparently staff was given more freedom what they can write.
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But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
I love it.
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Finally someone said it. I'm tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.
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Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!
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Calm down Canada.
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/c/NCD leaking
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I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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pretty incredible that they managed to get his signature even though he’s dead
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That's only of you listen to data. Stop listening to data.
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Well don't underestimate the reach of Global Tetrahedron.
Cover from January 2001: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#/media/File:The_Onion,_January_18-24,_2001.jpg
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upset at myself for taking a whole 10 seconds to get the joke
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It took me like 15 😭
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I'm a Republican who Does Her Own Research and I TOLD you Libtards that Biden was still in the Race! The whole Kamala thing was a SHAM! HOW can they Endorse Biden if he isn't running STUPIDS!
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I'm glad Americans are finally waking up. Biden may not be perfect, but he is the only candidate who can beat Trump. I'll be doing my part by voting for him as many times as possible this November!
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Lest readers doubt the value of our endorsement, we ask them to remember 2016, when voter complacency almost put Hillary Clinton in the White House before The Onion stepped in.
We really dodged a bullet on that one! (/j)
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The Onion wanted to play on hard mode. How do you write satire when that shit head was in the White House?
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I'm not even American but I've already voted for Joe Biden several times. Just wrote the name down on pieces of paper and mailed them off. Adressed them to Joe Biden too, so that shit counts double. Put some extra stamps on them, and that's exponential growth in the number of times I voted for him. I'm practically a swing state of my own, the way I'm swinging my massive votes around.
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I'm very afraid some maga is going to read this comment and take it seriously.
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Im writting in Joe Biden this november
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Did you forget to ask someone?
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Based, thank you for your vote
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But a vote for Joe Biden is a vote for Trump!
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I think Internet Explorer is in for him too.
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I'm voting Netscape Navigator. Lesser evil.
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Netscape was never lesser or evil.
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Naw, they're rooting for Eisenhower.
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He's all the buzz on AIM right now.
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Ted Kazinski?
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Hell yeah I'm writing him in
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This is a great joke! It took me a second even after I saw the source. Well done!
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took me a moment...
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The follow up tweet is quite good;
Joe Biden has stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president.
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You would be too since reality is more satirical than anyone can imagine.
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Get a sense of humour you boring fuck lmao
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This better be satire
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Just so everybody knows what kind of fucking liberal is this brain dead this guy regularly complains that lgbtq and trans people are bad because if you say bad things about them people get mad at you.
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You weren't kidding. This guy is one of those "I used to support gay rights but then they said I couldn't use slurs anymore so now that's why I'm a conservative."
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I’m not liberal, I am a conservative Republican, and I don’t necessarily say that the LGBTQ are bad, I say that the fact that they are making CHILDREN trans is bad, its VERY bad, kids as young as three years of age are making this permanent decision after being influenced to by their parents, they aren’t old enough to make this decision, let alone comprehend the ramifications of this decision
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"'The Onion'" is literally in the headline.
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for the good of everyone on the planet, please never communicate another thought or feeling ever again, over any medium
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No, but you sound like you might be. A Trump supporter blatantly incapable of absorbing the information right in front of him. Typical.
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I am a Trump supporter, and no I am not incapable of absorbing the information in front of me, you saying typical is stereotyping, arent you lefties supposed to discourage that in your magical crusade to be all inclusive? Fucking pansy
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