I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.
Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.
Didn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.
In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.
People at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines
Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.
Watch Die Hard.
The kids are gonna like me more, since I'm giving them bumps inside Parliaments, so they can also have a smoke with their coke. It's basically the same as giving out full-size candy bars. 😌
I don't get it tbh, someone enlighten me please.
Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they'll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like "take one per child".
This is a play on that, but it's a bump of cocaine per child. You're supposed to snort it using the key.
It's the number of attempts that you get to open the lock to the candy stash using the provided key.
I'm pretty sure that's it.
Instead of a bowl of candy that kids would take one of on the night of Halloween, a US holiday, they are jokingly offering a small amount of a drug, likely cocaine, to the kids.
Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.
I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.
a kilo of cocaine would probably run ya like 50k depending on where you are lol
lmao
