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This doesn't actually work very well, the letters become visible almost immediately, not after hours. And after a couple of hours the whole thing gets black blobs because of the damaged skin. The bananas will probably not get sold and instead thrown away. Don't waste food ever.
- You will also stand awkwardly in the fruit section for 5 minutes carving stuff into a banana, which is a pretty weird thing to do...
  
  They won't stop you at Walmart, though. Not paid enough, plus you can only do "aggressive hospitality." Which is basically just asking if you can help them find anything. Just continue fucking with the produce; they can't stop you.
- You going to ship my leftovers to the starving kids in Africa?
  
  Putting your stupid comment aside consider all of the resources and time and effort and greenhouse gas emissions that went into growing and shipping that food around the world.
  
  Waste is harmful for many reasons.
  
  Surplus food often gets sent to local food banks, where it’s used to help anyone who needs it.
  
  How very entitled of you.
"Hey Boss... That guy is back again..."

"Wait, which guy? The banana guy?"

"Yuuuuuup."

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