That’s actually really clever!
21 0 ReplyIf you're pounding one out that won't really save you. He probably games with headphones and just doesn't want to get jump scares by mom.
I always had a desk and a bed and I made a point to never have my back towards the door when I was at my desk for the above reason.
187 0 ReplyI used to almost exclusively listen to any kind of audio through headphones. I had a microphone near my desk configured so that it would pass through the vibration of footsteps directly to my headphones. I was rarely startled, no matter what sordid activity I was undertaking.
42 0 ReplyI swear the footsteps trigger a Pavlov response in me at this point. I can even tell who it is by the footsteps
24 0 ReplyWow was that hard to setup? Any special equipment needed?
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Same for me at work. But I use a mirror from Aliexpress.
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Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn...
Enter mom....
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn't stand
123 0 ReplyEnter mom????😑
70 2 ReplyMaybe he broke his arms.
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I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.
15 1 ReplyThey reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
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All I think of is this now
10 0 Reply3 0 ReplyButthead's a Lefty?
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Give him the keys for his room...
40 0 ReplyIt's for boosting Wi-Fi reception, don't worry about it.
85 0 ReplyIf they can't figure it out, no one tell them.
55 1 ReplyThere is no spoon.
47 0 ReplyBecause it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!
24 0 Reply"And when we hide porno, we go all out. It ain’t behind the refrigerator or under the bed. No, we become Batman when it’s time to hide some porno."
12 0 ReplyPartially heeding the advice of Thufir Hawat
17 0 Reply*I would know by the sound of your footsteps mom *
Aye. That he would
4 0 ReplyThe weirding way
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Mirror?
8 1 ReplyCyber-smack
6 0 ReplySeems like new musky brand coming up
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To eat yogurt
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