My wife thinks we shouldn't get another cat "because we already have two", should I cut ties?

I don’t think you have a choice in how many cats you own; you’ll wake up one day and they’ll be another one

this is a family decision and you should consult your cats

Lose a wife, gain a mountain lion taking up the same spot in your bed. Imagine how cool it'd be to cuddle with a mountain lion.

Cut ties, change your name, move to a different country, get reconstructive plastic surgery, convert to a different religion, learn a new language, go back to college, etc etc

Throw her down the stairs and let the cats eat her

Cut all ties, shave your head and move to Spain. Start over.

Get a third cat but don't tell her, but the cat neds to be same as previous two. She won't notice initially, and when she will, she will doubt her own eyes, then you tell her you always had three cats, what's she's even talking about?

is she able to talk about anything at all besides the cat

but only if we keep it outdoors