Fuel always fixes a broken engine, sweaty
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9 0 ReplyI like to add a splash of vinegar too
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Wow she didn't let the pirate come in the car on a cold night, what a heartless monster.
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if you're cold then man door hand hook car cold
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Oh yeah it's that season again
24 0 ReplyThis happened to my buddy eric (he still hasn’t been able to replace his hook hand 😔)
20 0 ReplyI don't get it, did the author finish by having a stroke? ELI5?
5 0 Replywhen someone says something so folklorephobic you gotta hit them with that Jan Harold Brunvand stare
12 0 ReplyMan Door Hand Hook Car Door is my favourite Mathcore band to open for Fall Of Troy and never make it out of their home town
8 0 ReplyThis urban legend first appeared in a “Dear Abby” column lol
9 0 Replythen who was hook??
9 0 Replyan overdriven marshall stack at max volume playing violin stabs from the shower scene in hitchcock's psycho
8 0 ReplyOmg I watched "I know what you did last summer" and it was probably that hook guy
6 0 ReplyI shit my pants!
5 0 ReplyAnd the girlfriend was actually a jar of prego
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