Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.
Also Sarah, after she's grown up about 15 years. She's also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.
This is a totally normal way to think, right? π
Labyrinth is a world where wishes come true, especially sexually charged but confused ones.
So I think your logic is spot on.
Jareth seems at least a little ungay considering his infatuation with Sarah.
As for Bowie: https://youtu.be/xxIBftflGvg
Bowie was packing in the girl-coming-of-age story. Wild stuff.
The past is a foreign country. France, I think.
France, I think.
Not even Labyrinth is that horny.
bowie pretending to be gay so hard to get along with his pals
Bowie was at least bi, him and Jagger hooked up, I think only the music video of the ordeal was released
Permanently Deleted
π‘ππ«π π’ πͺππ€π¦π π‘ππ«π π’
Permanently Deleted
Western vampire
When she's a goblin, I start a-wobblin
When she's a goblin, there ain't a prob-lin
Grant. My wife will be going as Ellie and the kids are going as dinosaurs.
snorlax. my gf is going as ditto
US Supreme Court judge.
Iβm working on a Manny Calavera mask.
I have everything I need for a Nadja of Antipaxos costume, but I don't think we're going anywhere.
Iβm going as Joe/Manco/Blondie from the Dollars trilogy. My girlfriend was originally going to go as cowboy (cowgirl?) Barbie but that might be changing now
Human
If I do anything I'll make a makeshift Anti-woke Taskforce uniform.
Well, if the goal is to be something terrifying, you've got the spirit for sure.
