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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef

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IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t think of anywhere else to put our signature seasoned beef at the moment,” said Nathan Chisholm, a dis...

Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef
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