Octopus
Octopus
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13931520
I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate....
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If you sleep with your mouth open, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time
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If you sleep with your mouth open *underwater, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time
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I mean so is a hamburger. No way an octopus survives passing through our stomach.
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I assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.
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Hypothetically, they could exit and re-enter repetitively yes?
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Only if the octopus is into butt stuff
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That's... Kinda hot.
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It won't do well traversing your stomach
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It's happened to me before. Fortunately it was a small cooked octopus.
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cocked*
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Strap some brushes to it and let's go.
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Sounds more pleasant than colonoscopy prep, I'll give it that.
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It could go the other way too.
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I feel... uncomfortable now
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I'm going to make it worse: for every person this makes uncomfortable, there is almost certainly another for whom this is an arousing concept.
If I have to suffer with that thought, so do you.
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Americans are safe. The edible food product concrete fortress will stop them.
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Everything reminds me of Oldboy tonight, I guess.
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Human octopi symbiosis.
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