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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

5mo ago

Love is love

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Sometimes extreme low self-esteem can lead you to give up on "scoring" so you start talking to beautiful people with no hang ups. It's not like you have a chance, right? Might as well enjoy their company, even if it's just for friends. Suddenly you realize you have tons in common and you like their company. You hang out together every day. They are such a good friend. Then one day they say "hey", look at you straight in the eyes, and kiss you.
We've been together for thirty years last August.
- I agree with this. I had this gorgeous friend that I never once tried making a move on our flirting with, cause she was way out of my league. We got to hanging out alone a lot and I would never do anything but just act like a normal, non horny person for once. All of a sudden she's kissing me. Like wtf?! Good times.
  
  That's why I always tell people to stop 'looking', that's just desperate and off-putting. Friendships will turn into relationships if its meant to be.
- Congrats! 30 years is amazing.
- Then one day they say "hey", look at you straight in the eyes, and kiss you.
  yeah one day...
  
  It will only when you know, deep in your heart, that it is never gonna happen. Hope is cruel.
- Congrats, grandpa!
- Don't seek a relationship. Seek a friendship and a relationship may bloom.
- Congratulations!

I can see shaggy being a total hit with goth girls. He’s got lots of spooky stories and he brings snacks. What’s not to like?
- Also he has a talking pet and can play the guitar 🤘🏻
  
  And lots of weed
  
  I don’t recall him ever playing the guitar in the original cartoon. Is that some kind of retcon shit?
  
  If Scooby was a black talking cat, they be all over him from the get go. A large dog might take some getting used to.

True in my case, but there's a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.
I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.
My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren't popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.
I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.
Matrix confirmed.
- If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.
- That's amazing. This is the good wholesome stuff.
  
  It's creative writing from a sad pro bono comedian bro, the green shirt and brown pants? Come on

ah that's probably it, maybe I'm just too handsome to get a gorgeous girlfriend
- A few friends said that me. Pretty sure it was just to keep me going. Though One time my old 4th grade teacher stopped me when I went to my brother's parent day. Asked me if I was single and wanted to meet her child. Sadly I wasn't and my brother was there so couldn't lie even if It occurred to me to. Felt very random. Especially how forward she was on all that.
  
  lmao imagine asking someone out for your child, that's really not ok. poor kid...

People forgot how powerful Shaggy is because it was too stressful to contemplate
- They're not posing to get their picture taken, Shaggy just appeared there, and she was instantly paralyzed

Ya'll better put some respect on my man's name. Shaggy was a real one, even when he was scared. And he came with snacks.

I remember seeing a pretty goth girl holding hands with a guy in a full Adidas tracksuit and thinking how unusual yet awesome it was to see people from completely different social groups in a relationship.
- Whoa you saw Johnathan Davis?!
- Cousin! Let's go bowling.

I’ve been the boyfriend in this situation with a hot goth chick. No idea what she saw in me.
- Why is this in the past tense?
  
  She moved on. I was young and stupid and she had better things to do than deal with an insecure loser like me. She had a really awesome black chevy nova with a license plate ‘SPOOKY1’ and one of the most awesome things we did was make a bleeding heart cake to impress her pretentious goth friends. A few years back though, she died from a heroin overdose, her Mom had reached out to me on facebook and we talked some, she was a nice lady. Ex-gf had apparently been having some issues in her life and had not-good influences that pushed her back into drugs. C'est la vie.
  
  oh no...
- Depends on what kind of imaging she was using. Did she ever rub Doritos dust on your belly?

She's only dating him to get to Scoob.

Short hair bisexual women and their tall long haired skinny boyfriends is also a trend I have noticed
- My short hair bisexual daughters are actually both with skinny guys that are about their height, not tall. Like, they can swap clothing size guys.
- i wonder why that is

Don't you be dissing Shaggy!

Honestly shaggy and Jeff from American Dad are exactly my "type"
Stoners who would go to the end of the earth for the people they love

One review of Multiversus mentioned "I never thought I would describe Shaggy as one of the most powerful shoto charachters, but that seems to be the case".

Oh you know Shaggy is schwangin' that schlang.
- Shaggy has some densely elongated schlang.

Zoinks

As a bitter short guy the first thing I saw was "yeah, he's tall."
I guess at least I recognize I'm an asshat lol
- oof being short in NL must be fun. unless, wait, how short is short to you? 179cm?
  
  I'm from the US so in freedumb units I'm 5'7" and looking it up that's 170cm I guess lol

Lmao this is me. (the guy)

People underestimate their own attractiveness and overrate others'. People are attracted to different things. You may think you're ugly for X but someone thinks you're attractive for Y. They might not care about X. Even apart from that, there are things people want in a partner that have nothing to do with looks.

- Yeah, I think so. Butch Hartman's version of gorgeous, but the women who enjoy being different? Sign me up.

- Not enough tattoos for you?

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