If you're there just floating in a tin can, high above the world, and planet Earth is blue, is there really nothing you can do?

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You could take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
Common misconception. There's still PLENTY you can do, as long as your circuit's not dead, and there's not something wrong.
We know you are a junkie Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low
Get the comms up and running so you can set records for "first [insert activity here] in space" and report your results for the history/trivia books.
- First person bored in orbit
  
  First unzip in orbit
  
  First jizz from orbit
  
  First frozen dick orbital drop
  
  First dickless man in orbit
You could have a cheeky tommy tank.
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