(Yes. I know I have a dark sense of humor)
Meanwhile Simba has a perfectly good mother.
Damn right he has 🥵
She's single, you know...
That looks like the headshot she used to get the part to play Simba's mom.
It's better than Beat the Kids. The government frowns down on that.
Can we at least all agree that the best game in this franchise is Beat the Meat?
Honestly, maybe not the easiest concept for Disney to pull off when more than a hundred of their films (a little over half) have a main character with one or both parents dead or missing. Even with just the ones on the box, Ariel's mom is dead, Max's mom is dead, Tiana's dad dies off-camera during the movie, and we all know what happens to Mufasa.
Wait what happens to mufasa? He lives to the end right? He's a strong father figure for Simba right?
It's ok, Simba gets two gay dad's and everything works out fine. Hakuna Matata!
He went to the store to get milk. He’ll be back any day now.
"Long live the king."
I watched that movie when I was 9 and feel out of the loop. Was there a Jerry Springer moment I totally whooshed?
Hard to beat the parents if they’re fucking dead
Or super easy
!Mufasa dies at around the midway point!<
True but it's not canon and all in good fun like Super Smash. I think Ariel is funnier because she has all sorts of reasons to want to kill her dickhole of a dad
I sings about wanting to be king and then his dad dies?
He didn’t do it though so, I’m also a little lost. Unless they are talking about real life lion pride dynamics again.
