Meanwhile Simba has a perfectly good mother.
63 0 ReplyDamn right he has 🥵
46 0 ReplyShe's single, you know...
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That looks like the headshot she used to get the part to play Simba's mom.
9 0 ReplyHey I've seen that video
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(Yes. I know I have a dark sense of humor)
43 1 ReplyHonestly, maybe not the easiest concept for Disney to pull off when more than a hundred of their films (a little over half) have a main character with one or both parents dead or missing. Even with just the ones on the box, Ariel's mom is dead, Max's mom is dead, Tiana's dad dies off-camera during the movie, and we all know what happens to Mufasa.
39 0 ReplyWait what happens to mufasa? He lives to the end right? He's a strong father figure for Simba right?
22 0 ReplyIt's ok, Simba gets two gay dad's and everything works out fine. Hakuna Matata!
22 0 ReplyHe went to the store to get milk. He’ll be back any day now.
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It's better than Beat the Kids. The government frowns down on that.
25 1 ReplyCan we at least all agree that the best game in this franchise is Beat the Meat?
5 1 Replyit's so funny how you just know that was the proposed title at first and someone pointed it out and that's how they fixed it
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I watched that movie when I was 9 and feel out of the loop. Was there a Jerry Springer moment I totally whooshed?
10 0 Reply!Mufasa dies at around the midway point!<
13 0 ReplyTrue but it's not canon and all in good fun like Super Smash. I think Ariel is funnier because she has all sorts of reasons to want to kill her dickhole of a dad
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Hard to beat the parents if they’re fucking dead
8 0 ReplyOr super easy
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I sings about wanting to be king and then his dad dies?
He didn’t do it though so, I’m also a little lost. Unless they are talking about real life lion pride dynamics again.
6 0 ReplyI think the joke is just that his dad is dead
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"Long live the king."
4 0 ReplyApplication.kill().children(children.all())
2 0 ReplyCome on you guys. It's a MOVIE! Mufasa didn't actually die, it was just acting.
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