Teppanyaki chefs are kids that grew up to be professionals at playing with their food.

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But they aren’t playing with their food. They’re playing with yours.
- Hahaha. That's true. but, I've always kinda imagined that chefs feel like the food they make has a tiny bit of them in it.
  
  The food I made did have a tiny bit of me in it. That's why I'm not allowed anywhere near a kitchen anymore.
This explains so much about me…