I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read
“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”
Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?
Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.
In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up... and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
you dare not
It's when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.
Not that I'd want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.
The walnuts are on a string and lubed.
It is like bamboo torture, just slower
Is this what they call a protracted battle?
Oh you...
I never leave home without it. I don't know how the rest of you manage.
