How do we get Lenin to listen to Chapell Roan?

We spend too much time on random celebrity of the week twitter obsesses over. Who the fuck is Lenin?

Lenin is spelled the same as lesbian. Coincidence?

If he had lived just a bit longer I think Stalin could've got him to become an indie boy.

We need to make a Lenin BL managa

is her name pronounced chapel or chapelle?

I tried throwing a copy of Midwest Princess at him in his mausoleum but I got escorted out by security.

How do we get Lenin to listen to Elliott Smith?

How do we get Stalin to listen to Boltcutter