Guess what this product is without looking up what it is!
Guess what this product is without looking up what it is!
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It's used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can't catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
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This is the only answer that makes sense.
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Pretty obvious, guys... It's "Cock Grease," it says so right on the label!
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Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!
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Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax
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Hair product
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Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
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Mohawk glue
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old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
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And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
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Wood glue or gelatin also works.
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Lol
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Well it's clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
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I'm not googling "cock grease" thank you very much.
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Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
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I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
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Looks like a hair product?
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I'm going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have "Sex Wax" for that very application.
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Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?
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Some sort of performance improving lube?
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Hair gel or protein powder.
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It's just like elbow grease...
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For fun and games in the cockpit?
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Goes well with CockSure
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It's perfect for frying your wieners in.
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For your jock.
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Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
I didn't think that initially, but you're right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.