“AND flight.”
- Geese
Chickens naturally fly. Not well or far, but they can get in a tree to roost if they want. That's why they get their wings clipped.
Farmers take that away from them, so all they have left is fight.
I also want to include turkeys even though they're not included in the image. Turkeys like running down hills, since they're perfect runways for takeoff. Then they land in lower-hanging sturdy branches.
It's quite cute.
turkeys straight up fly, they're not even semi flighted like chickens
Chickens can fly, they just choose violence each time they can.
Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10
You don't see kiwis here because they don't fight physically. Instead they'll ruin your life by trapping you in financial and legal problems.
Fight or flight. Backwards, why?
Its funny how most people don't know chickens can really fly. A wild or yard bird roosts in the tops of trees.
Begun, the Emu Wars have.
Emu vs Australia
It's their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now
the first two are really "holding" their weapons à la veggie tales
Veggie tails holds weapons? That christen propaganda is a lot more hardcore than I remember.
Crosspost this to c/linuxmemes !!
Why Dodos never get a fair shake I'll never know.
Well, if dodos had a Glock they would not have been hunted to extinction now, wouldn't they ?
Truly, dinosaurs with guns ! Glocks to stave off the extinction of the species ! What a wonderful idea, I would have never thought of that, somehow I must have heard about it somewhere before, surely !
