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Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing

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CLEVELAND—Rushing into action mere moments before the situation reached a point of no return, heroic police officer Samuel Esposito reportedly talked a man down Tuesday from the edge of climaxing. “Sir, before you do something drastic that we all regret, I’m asking you put down your penis and step a...

Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing
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