"Why did you join the Army?"
"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."
"have you ever done any drugs?" "oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun" "nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!"
Top talent meets top talent.
Warning signs are a plus. They probably get a bonus for psychopaths
They wouldn't be able to fill out the special forces ranks if they disqualified the kids who tortured small animals
He's like "I'ma make this dude into a janitor so fast"
"Ignoring warning signs for potential recruits is our specialty."
huh that was weird. Well, anyway...
why is Super Saiyan Goku Highspeed recruiting for the US
Sorry I had my license revoked after the last incident. You'll have to send a car.
I told them I wasn't desperate enough to lick boots for money. Never heard from them again.
