TUCKER MAX! Holy shit this has been driving me crazy. It just came to me out of nowhere. That’s who wrote it. I could be wrong but I don’t think so. The level of relief I feel makes me confident enough to make this comment before I go digging.
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I can’t find the story, but we both have a good memory because it’s clear he built his career from that one.
I know I had it too but I can't remember it for the life of me. I certainly remember buying it, but I just can't remember what was in it. Can't even that good I guess.
I bought one of the Maddox tshirts back in the day. When I moved, someone broke into my house and stole my clothes.
I was at work a few weeks later when an old junkie came in wearing my Maddox tshirt. I said, “Cool shirt man.” He replied, “Well, I ain’t a communist, I just wear whatever I can get at the thrift store.” I replied, “You mean whatever you stole from my house, right? That isn’t a communist shirt, it’s a dude who writes comedy on the internet.”
He swore he didn’t steal it. Mine was the only one I ever seen.
Maddox is a chud who should be shut down. I used to watch him then found The Dick show with Dickmasterson. But he became such a MAGA fuck that I had to stop. But Maddox is a asshole who sued Dick for a billion dollars including a guy who made fun of him.
I was just thinking about his reviewing kids drawings yesterday and pulled up the website to see if he has anything I haven’t seen in the decade plus since I’ve visited and then I got distracted and didn’t even check. Seeing his name on this made me do a double take.
Why? This kind of humor isn't new and it's never about "finding a baby to hand off to somebody". The implication is always suggestively sexual. Don't delude yourself into giving him the benefit of the doubt here. This was clearly meant to be a dog whistle to his manosphere followers.
Him and his father both have some odd idea that they have such good genes they need to spread em around to pass down their superior semen. It isn't exclusive to them (see Nick Cannon and others) but it's also a common white supremacists or evangelical belief (see Great Replacement Theory and the Quiverful movement).
I mean he's not subtle about his sexism/inceldom. He normally would be on Twitter pleading his case or sending a horse or something. I really haven't heard anything.