This might not be too far off

Inventory is stored in the cubes

This is one of those movies I will only learn about through memes.

Surely they're his blocks

truly the low hanging fruit of a joke

Everything in Minecraft is cubes so expect the cube humor. Testicles are particularly humorous so I have confidence in this prediction.

I could go either way on this one. There's no great cache of lore to betray, and everybody already sort of plays Minecraft how they want. It actually could work as a fairly generic but charming Jumanji clone.

It could also suck donkey cubes. I'm just saying the licensed IP isn't really going to make or break this one.

And I will laugh ( if I watch it)

Naw, it'll just play a metal-hitting-metal sound effect, he'll brief make eye contact with the camera, give a little smirk, and the scene will continue with no further acknowledgement.

Probably a pixelation joke too for nudity that the kids won't get but the adults will.

Look at the brass cubes on this guy!

We're really achieving the prophecy that is Idiocracy.

Sounds too close to pubes so they may say blocks instead

I think you are being too optimistic.......

Remember when JB said, "I blacked out. Did something important happen?" in borderlands.

Me either, but he did, and we're gonna get that joke again too.

Dunno why people would criticize Black’s characters in film. I mean, that’s what he does. Same as Sandler, Ferrell, or any of the rest of the low hanging fruit, cringe, or bro-humor comedy actors. I wouldn’t go to a movie with Jack Black in it and expect Shawshank Redemption.

I'm looking forward to the part where his character's best friend says "please don't miss next time," and then he never talks to his friend again even though they were equally important to the plot up until that moment

I dont get it.

And I'm gonna giggle like a little girl when it happens.

That username is great! Sunny Day Real Estate is one of my favorite bands.

Ack! My voxels!

That would be the best joke of his career

Pics or it didn't happen? (Will that work? We'll find out!:-)

In the post credits, I'm on it.

I would not take this bet.

What's with all the 40 year olds in basements bitching about this movie? It's not for you dude